A guy is coming to the end of his life and, knowing he doesn't have much time left, starts bargaining with God.

"Please, I can't leave all this wealth behind! Please, let me take it with me!" A guy is coming to the end of his life and, knowing he doesn't have much time left, starts bargaining with God.

"Please, I can't leave all this wealth behind! Please, let me take it with me!"

God finally gets fed up and says he can take one duffle bag ONLY. Time comes, guy kicks thebucket and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"You can't bring that in here!" says Peter, shocked.

"Yes, I can!" the guy insists. "The Boss told me so!"

Shaking his head, Peter goes to check. Sure enough.

When he comes back to let the guy in with his bag, he says, "Just out of curiosity, what's in the bag that's so important God had to let you bring it in?"

The guy eagerly opens the bag to show St. Peter, and it's chock full of gold. Bars & bars of the stuff. St. Peter looks at him incredulously.

"PAVEMENT?!

You brought PAVEMENT?!"